This is too raw
Whoever makes these is not even in the general area of fucking around
These are actually quite true in everyday possible to me.
chloe-the-friendly-ghost asked: Ok say that there is a guy that you really like and he gave you his number on Friday. You texted him on Saturday at like 11 o'clock and he hasn't answered yet. Would you try to text him again or wait and see if he ends up texting you?
I, personally, would send him a funny cute picture that would make anyone with a perfect sense of humor just burst out laughing. Even, maybe, say something witty afterwards that ends with the ever elusive cat face :3 because being cute seals the deal.
- C. (via astrolocherry)
I’m afraid taking well known song lyrics and changing one line does not make you creative. Nor give you creative license apart from Soft Cells copyright.
I am so anxious every morning when I have to get dressed that I sit in my bed and look at my open closet for 30 straight minutes trying to decide why I actually need to go in there
Anonymous asked: Can I see your boobies?! :3
oh, that’s cute Westboro Baptist Church.
you don’t want to disclose where your founders funeral is going to take place. why? because a funeral is a personal thing, a mourning period for families and friends? you’d hate to have people who are angered by your beliefs and your practices protest your funeral, wouldn’t you? (✿≖︿≖)